I’m sort of staring at my own mortality and I’m bidding farewell to my best friend tomorrow.

Life really just fucks you up sometimes. 

dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"